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Ok so for those who are into astrology, I thought this would a fun thing to do. Now I am only a beginner at reading birth charts so I can't go too deep into this lmao. But let's go ahead and get into it and see what lies in this mans chart and see if it's accurate.

Now here is his chart:

https://i.redd.it/yqxp7f405f221.png (keep it open in another tab)

This is based on the date of birth shown on his license in “Uneasy Rider”

Now before I begin there are a lot of this to read on this but I’m only going to analyze the planetary positions. I’m going to start with Moon in Aries and go clockwise.

Moon in Aries

The moon is ruler of the subconscious, divination, intuition, and psychic awareness. Having moon in Aries, this explains why Jay is so desperate for love. Aries is a fiery energy that causes one to be assertive and have strong will. He either comes on too strong or too desperate for emotional affection. This also gives light into his tendency to be so harsh when reviewing movies as this alignment gives him a disdain for Hollywood and their crappy directors and celebrities. A poor reaction to authority or in this case the people who run entertainment.

Venus in Aquarius

According to this alignment, Jay puts value into his relationships. Although, not every woman he sleeps with is the one, when he does find a special partner (like Alice) he’s loyal. The downside however is that it’s hard for him to deal with deep emotions and some signals may go over his head as his intellectual mind tends to dominate his emotions. It’s also why he tends to get wooed very easily by women who want to harm him (like that lady from the episode Miserable). Now! Because Venus was in retrograde at this time, he often has bad luck with women in general.

Sun in Aquarius

The Sun represents a person’s will, their destiny,their purpose, and pride. This alignment shows light into why he became a critic in the first place. Jay wants to help people see a better side to entertainment and film. He loves originality and the art of film making. Jay dares film makers to be bold with their films. However, being constantly bombarded with terrible films (and Aquarius isn’t so great at looking at the darker side of things) he became bitter and gives almost every movie he sees a bad review. Even so Jay values and sees the light in his purpose as a critic and maintains his pride as a critic.

Mercury in Capricorn

Here we have a look into his personality. This alignment is filled with his sarcasm and his skeptic views of film and basically….in general. He makes the snarkiest comments when he can and his humor offends many people. This is one of the reasons he is widely hated. This makes him very blunt and un-amused to the quality of movies and actors. Furthermore, having Mercury in Capricorn, Jay often thinks about his own ideas being made into movies. How he, as a critic, can make a movie better if he had the opportunity to do so.

Mars in Sagittarius

Jay does not like to be told what to do. And being a film critic, he does not like to be told what to think. This is another part of him being blunt. Duke having him rate movies from “Good to excellent” makes Jay feel restricted. It’s one of the reasons he sought to Siskel and Ebert for better opportunities. He isn’t afraid to leave Duke and seek out something better because he knows his value as a critic even though other may not see him that way. Unfortunately for him this tactless and unorganized behavior gets him into a lot of trouble. Impulsive behavior gets his ass handed to him if he does not carefully plan out his goals.

Saturn in Sagittarius

This reveals the dark side of Jay’s mind. Sagittarius are philosophical thinkers. Having Saturn in this alignment, Jay often thinks about his own ambitions. Ever heard of the phrase “Good intentions lead a pathway to hell”? If not kept in check Jay may end up doing something that will cause him more trouble than intended out of self-interest. His fear of being restricted gives him irrational thoughts of being contained which is why he publicly denounces bad films even though he is not on duty.

N. Node in Scorpio

Now this one I’m not too sure of but I will briefly explain this to the best of my ability. The North node represents karmic imbalance which Jay must learn from in order to grow spiritually. Being in Scorpio, Jay Find himself in an imbalance of sensual and emotional issues.

Neptune in Scorpio

According to this Jay has a need for emotionally intense experience. Even though he is not very in tuned with his emotions, he bursts out when he does get in touch with them. He will basically dump all of his problems onto others. Whenever women shut him down he feels as if he is attacked for what he feels often leading him to beg for them to stay (episode 1). This is also one of the reasons why he has self image problems. He is conscious about his baldness to wears a toupee. His need to look better and to prove it to himself that he is a man. A man worth being loved.

Jupiter in Scorpio

Again we go more into Jay trying to be the perfect image of a man. Now, we all know Jay isn’t a virgin. I’ll let you in on a little secret. According to this alignment Jay is sexual dynamo. Ironically, Jay being good at sex gives light into why a woman would stay with him if she has any reason. Jay however does not realize this causing him to be guilty. Leading him to believe that he’s no good at making love. This is why he wants to find someone that actually sees value in him as a lover.

Pluto in Virgo (Retrograde)

This gives light into Jay’s critical thoughts. Having Pluto in Virgo Jay often wants movies to be better. Jay has an obsession with getting it right having him see more imperfections in movies than others do. This is one of his critical alignments. This also explains why he sees his life in general in a negative light. Because Pluto is in retrograde, Jay resists the changes and trends in film. This sign also makes him a bit snobby as Virgo in known for being a prude.

Uranus in Leo (retrograde)

Now this is a kicker, because Jay wants to be seen as the one who helps people identify better movies. He puts himself on a pedestal for being truthful when is comes to movie reviews and is often proud of it. Unfortunately, because this planet is in retrograde, people hate him. He is hated for the one thing he does best. He views himself as a virtue in film. But others don’t. This is why Jay often has low ratings for his TV show and why Jay is the most hated Critic in America.

Well that’s about it. I hope you guys found this to be enjoyable and hopefully learned something about Jay that you never knew.

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No not....the real Jay Sherman. Just a fan. I basically adopted the name because I'm like the most if not the only active fan in The Critic fandom. Well I guess this will be my new tumblr. So I hope I will be able to make something of myself here.